我們的老師要求我在下節(jié)課的時候向大家講一段英語小短文，謝謝

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I got two, a little old though, hope you will like them。------------------------------------------------------------When the waiter brings Joe's steak, Joe noticed that the guy is holdingthe dish with his thumb clamped down on top of the meat。"What's the matter with you?" demands Joe。 "I don't want your hands all over my food。""So," replies the waiter, "would you be happier if I took my thumb offit and it fell on the floor again?"-------------------------------------------------------------New York city is really an international city。 You can get just aboutany kind of food here - German, Greek, Chinese, Italian, Mexican --- and that's just off the cab's floor!(cab = taxi)。

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that is really neaky, 5 minutes is good enough for a presentation,if you told a 5-min joke, every body would fall in sleep by the timeyou finished.