A burglar A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.　　"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.　　"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

熱心網友

入室行竊一位男士來到警察局，試圖找前一天晚上闖入他家行竊的小偷談話。會客室的警官說：“你在法庭上會有機會和他說話的。”“不，不，不，”男士說：“我想知道他走進房子時怎么會沒有驚醒我的太太。我試過很多年了，都沒有成功。”（不會是拿去發表吧，稿費算俺一半。）

熱心網友

入室行竊一位男士來到警察局，試圖找前一天晚上闖入他家行竊的小偷談話。會客室的警官說：“你在法庭上會有機會和他說話的。”“不，不，不，”男士說：“我想知道他走進房子時怎么會沒有驚醒我的太太。我試過很多年了，都沒有成功。”哈哈